It’s a clusterfuck… blah, blah, blah
I hear your complaints. They have registered. They are being taken under advisement.
I, however, think this year’s Internext/AEE is going to be out of sight.
Or, as I recently heard another slinger of porn prose describe their very own awards show in print - “off the hook.”
Some people have no shame.
Luckily for you, I am one of those people.
So, for those of you who have decided to stay home and try on new sets of panties, here are some of the things Mike, Joe, Caz, Lars and I will be attending to:
Carmen Luvana
Raven Riley
Lady Lia
Sunny Leone
Jenna Jameson
Tera Patrick
Jordan Capri
Teagan Presley
Not to mention the business that’s going to get done.
But hey, have a good time with your new panties and leftover eggnog…
MJM